432. Nah, Nah, Na, Na, Nah Nah.... Hey Hey, Goodbye.

in washington it was a grand display

and perhaps,  america's brightest day

obama was sworn in

but the best was when

a helicopter took george bush away

431. Goodbye, So Long, Farewell, and Good Riddance.

a right wing wacko, known  as phil

said, financially it's been all downhill

the last eight years

simply disappears

and, we can just blame it all on bill

430. Check Your Stocking, George.

eight years of george bush was obscene

and his administration, far from green

so, on this holy night

to  you voters on the right

may the coal in your stockings, be clean

429. Incoming! INCOMING! Size 10.

when george bush bid the iraqis adieus

a tv reporter from the baghdad news

cried, bush you suck

then made dubya duck

and narrowly missed him with a pair of shoes

428. Senate Seat For Sale: Inquire at Governor's Office.

illinois governor, rod bla-goy-o-vich

campaigned using the honesty pitch

but,  there was nothing there

under that mop of hair

but one crooked son-of-a-bitch

427. I Am a Lefty Liberal and I Drive a Chevy !

will ford, gm and chrysler  now cease

or will they become the next golden fleece

will the congressional scrooges

deny the three stooges

if so, may they now rust in peace

426. How I Feel About Bailing Out Wall Street.

after finding his 401k in a slump

an investor,  just a bit of a grump

tore up his spreadsheet

went to lower wall street

and cried,  jump you fuckers,  jump

425. Big Auto Asks for Big Subsidy.

the  auto boss to the congress he met

said, corporate  welfare i  wanna get

uncle sam can own us

subsidize my bonus

and then pay for my private jet

424. A Well Dressed Running Mate...Priceless.

I am on extended travel.  This will be my last post until late November when I hope to return to the U.S. and President Obama.

sarah's campaign, is less than botchless

and her victory belt,  still notchless

and with no regard

uses their visa card

for red leather and silky red crotchless

423. Lipstick on a Pig Can Be Expensive.

i can run, but i am such a mess 

said sarah with a wink and finesse

i will take your stand

and one hundred fifty grand

for make up,  hairdo,  and a new dress

422. For The Kind of Change That Matters !

from the crowd, one of his friends

a single lady with conservative trends

ignored all discretion

shouted just one question

for john,   boxers briefs or depends

421. Bill Press Used This One On His Show to Sum Up Joe the Plumber. Thanks Bill !

joe the plumber, his time had come

but he really should have kept mum

he fudged his facts

avoided  his tax

and forgot to get a license to plumb

420. Tricky Dick Nixon Had Plumbers, Too !!

john mccain who couldn't be dumber

went searching for a campaign drummer

the best he could do

was a racist old shrew

and a guy named joe the plumber

419. My Republican Congressman is a Socialists !!

a congressman named john mchugh

brought socialism to the rescue

but his bailout bill

was the bitter pill

that let corporations again,  frisk you

418. An Elephant's Ass is Bigger Than A Donkey's.

as the donkeys campaign with class

with dignity and a bit of sass

sarah resorts to hate

and racial bait

and  the elephants show their ass

417. And Thus, The Legend of John McSame.

a pickup truck cowboy,  by acclaim

yes,  the president driven to shame

fed presidential hope

to a wandering dope

and broke in the maverick,  john mc same

416. Republicans Have Low Expectations.

a republican fox news spinner

who loves an alaskan moose skinner

witnessed  sarah's show

with expectations  so low

that if she didn't puke she's the winner

Time Out For A Thought.

Last night,  I chuckled at Dave Letterman as he joked about John McCain not showing up.  He asked, "Where's Sarah?".

I was excited because, I knew.

It seems that after her appearance at the UN,  Sarah had a few hours left in the Big Apple so they decided to shove her in the "Cash Cab" and send her up to Columbia to get one of those Doctorates of Law just like Obama's.

She missed the first three $25. questions and she is wandering around Manhattan somewhere in the lower 60's.

415. John McCain Screws his Courage to a Fence Post.

the presidential debate is on

hollered campaign worker,  yvonne

organize this hovel

someone get a shovel

and go out and dig up john

414. Repubs Trade Their Lame Duck for a Dead Duck.

it's a campaign not to be outdone

making history,  let's have  some fun

she is female and bold

john's covered with mold

and the very first cadaver  to run

413. Sarah is Making McMoose Burgers Out of John McCain.

sarah palin has the ability to seduce

owns a gun and  will put it to use

which is why old john

fell for her con

if you don't believe me, ask the moose

412. Behind 7 Points, Time Runs Out, He Drops Back, PASSES....

of grampa mcsame you should be wary

his suspending the campaign is scary

it did surpass 

the longest pass

in the history of football,  or even mary

411. John McCain is a Political Chickenshit!

john mccain, a  political squirt

was terrified of getting hurt

when it started to rain

he suspended his campaign

and hid under sarah's skirt

410. DRUDGE Reports A Las Vegas Economic Slowdown.

a gamblin' party man,  named joe

said, the economy must be quite slow

what went down in vegas

and stayed in vegas

happened almost two years  ago

409. We Should be Able to Spend More of Your Money.

at the end of the fiscal season

i don't pay taxes, here is the reason

joe biden is psychotic 

it is not patriotic

and i don't want to be accused of treason

408. Send in the Clowns.

a bush excuse-maker named gus

said greenspan is of no value to us

when wall street was smitten

he was working with clinton

so,  let's throw him under the bus

407. Do You Know Where Your Financial Advisor is Now?

a short-selling broker,  named sonny

said,  i filled my coffers with honey

selling stock i don't own

to a sucker named joan

and got rich on her retirement money

406. George Bush, Humanitarian, Saves the Rich People.

bush's friend, a capitalist, named dale

said,  no way, to a minimum wage scale

no regulating occurrence

or government interference

unless i should happen to  fail

405. Have You Changed Your Mind, Yet?

an undecided voter from madrid

said the campaign has turned  putrid

they flirt with the sublime

but the bottom line

it is still the economy, stupid

404. Brought to you by The United States of America, Inc.

it's  entitlement on a big scale

but conservatives will never wail

when a crooked exec

gets a blank check

and a welfare cheat goes to jail

403. Todd Palin Refuses To Testify In Troopergate.

alaska's distinguished first dude

yes, a title that is rather crude

may follow his spouse

into the white house

along with the rest of his brood

402. Lobbyists are Running His Campaign.

with his economic partners in crime

john mc cain won't waste any time

bringing back the days

of the soup line craze

and buddy can you spare me a dime

401. He Was 'Oinking Her Sister !

sarah palin in a big-time blooper

played the role of a family snooper

she canned a state hire

who refused to fire

her brother-in-law, an alaskan trooper

400. Do They Even Have Pigs in Alaska?

recent issues have become quite comic

making voters rather gastronomic

these discussions are crude

so, let's change the mood

from sarah's lipstick to what's economic

399. Bring it on Joe. Let's Get Dirty !

a swing voter from up in port lyden

says,  i'm not sure with whom i'm  siden'

i will make a choice

and speak my voice

after she mud wrestles with joe biden

398. God Bless the American Voter!

on wall street, it's another dark day

the future of the market seems gray

the solution sounds blurry

but, not to worry

they will make all the taxpayers pay

397. Damn ! I Never Went to Kindergarten.

bringing kindergartners into the fold

john mccain commercials have told

that they did kill

an obama bill

teaching sex ed to a five year old

396. The Taxpayer's Golden Parachute.

a   c.e.o. who was paid several million

caused his shareholders to lose a zillion

uncle sam stepped in

to cover his sin

and now he is worth more than a billion

395. Beware ! The Trojan Moose.

an evangelical republican, named kara

says you must cast your vote for sarah

she believes in creation

denies sex education

and will preserve the george bush era

394. It's the Economy, Stupid!

john and sarah give us the impression

that there is no economic recession

but, the song they sing

has a familiar ring

like hoover before the great depression

393. BUSH, PALIN, MCCAIN 2008 !

employment is declining nationwide

but, economic problems are denied

it's the republican plan

to spend all they can

while your retirement investments slide

392. Sarah Palin and John McCain? Do Tell!

a wasilla town gossip named lauren

claims the mayor was hardly borin'

she said, i swear

sarah had an affair

but it certainly wasn't foreign

391. As Reported by Steve Doocy, FOX News.

governor palin says she knows the score

and has diplomatic experience galore

'cause, she took a vacation

in a foreign nation

and russia is right next door

390. Maverick? My Ass!

john mccain, a flip-flopping humdinger

is  courting  the wacko right winger

by changing his position

and making the transition

from maverick to dirty mudslinger

389. I Wonder What is Going on in Iraq?

while john and sarah toil

to bring their lies to a very high boil

the big energy flock

is now swarming iraq

to divvy up the spoils of oil

388. Grandpa McCain and the Moose-skinner.

john mccain's running mate is a fluke

and his judgement makes me want to puke

if the old man chokes

and he ups and croaks

 they will give sarah the keys to the nuke

387. You Can Put Lipstick on a Pig, But it is Still George Bush.

during a recent campaigning gig

obama used a cliche that is big

the wing-nuts were pissed

claiming  sarah was dissed

but,  what about the feelings of the pig

386. How Stupid Will Voters Be?

john mccain in a desperate push

found a candidate with a cute little tush

but, will  voters endorse

this new trojan horse

concealing four more years of george bush

385. You Should See Her in Camouflage!

an alaskan governor, named sarah

said, choose me mr. mccain, i dare ya

tho my daughter's knocked up

i could be vice prez, yup

all it will take is a little mascara

384. Ann Coulter Still Thinks He's a Fag!

john edwards,  who had a sexual relation

caused a  maniacial media sensation

it involved no assaults

just two consenting adults

while george bush raped an entire nation