after finding his 401k in a slump
an investor, just a bit of a grump
tore up his spreadsheet
went to lower wall street
and cried, jump you fuckers, jump
It has been well documented that the man from Nantucket did not vote for George Bush. However, I am not so sure about the hermit named Dave. This blog is a history of the George Bush Administration written in original limericks. Every limerick was inspired by an actual media report. The question now is , will I get to retire from limerick writing on Nov. 4th. of 2008 or will I be doomed to four more years of writing limericks as John McCain continues with the George Bush Administration?